An hour ago, the principal came to my desk and asked me:
"Elaine, when's your period?"

My God, what a sweet question to be asked on a sunny Thursday morning.
And from a principal to boot.

A few seconds later, I found out he was actually asking me when I have classes. It's open school today and some teachers from some rural area will visit my JHS school and see how classes are conducted.

I didn't bother to correct his English. No way......